Like many Americans, I was captivated by the story of Natalee Holloway. I watched Greta for hours as she got closer to the truth.
This article is bogus. I happen to know exactly what happened.
On May 30, 2005 the rapture occurred. Most people don't know this because only one person was taken. That person was Natalee Holloway. As Greta explained, Natalee was the person who had lived closest to the standards of the blessed Virgin Mary. Many dismissed Greta, since she is not a Christian but rather a Scientologist, but I dither.
The rest of us were LEFT BEHIND. You know what that means - we will all suffer on earth until Jesus returns to smite us. Maybe he already has. Many think Jesus returned incarnated as Tim Tebow, and when the Denver Broncos rejected him God smited us with Donald Trump. Colorado did vote for Hillary - just saying.