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Trump's Greatest Accomplishment


      One month in and trump has been successful at producing and starring in the most popular reality show in the World.

      The United States Government.

      This program is already more successful that Survivor, Dancing With the Stars (even the episode with our Department of Energy secretary) or The Bachelor.

      It doesn't have a weekly Primetime TV slot on a single network channel.

      This program is available 24/7 on most cable networks Worldwide.

      This show seems to be even more popular on the internet than cat videos.

      Wow! Who saw that coming?

      I think he did.

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      Iceland's President Wishes He Could Ban Pineapple Pizza Toppings


          Finally, a world leader who will stand up for the common man. The ham and pineapple pizza is an abomination. Even the bible forbids the consumption of this satanic pie.


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          You Don't Get It ? Forget It !


              Iran has been formally PUT ON NOTICE for firing a ballistic missile.

              Should have been thankful for the terrible deal the U.S. made with them!

              WAR IS HELL.

              William T. Sherman :

              “It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation.

              War is hell.”

              If you expect me to make a long, rambling, titillating , epistle out of this.

              Not going to happen.

              The purpose of this is to generate thought.

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              Todays Top Stories

              *Headline News*

              • Motivated Chicken Crosses Road!
              • President Lays An Egg
              • Aliens Living In Central Park!
              • Refugees Too Proud To Beg.

              CNN, the most trusted name in

              speculative news.


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              Whatever You Do, Don’t Call This An ‘Interesting’ Idea


                  "In practice, interesting is a synonym for entertaining. This conflation has become especially problematic in higher education.

                  Back in 2010, an article in US News & World Reports said that the number-one sign of a bad professor is that ‘the professor is boring … Even in the very first classes, you can tell if the professor presents the material in an interesting way.’

                  Likewise, a blog post from Concordia University in Portland about teaching strategies offers advice on ‘how to become a professor who keeps lectures interesting’.

                  The Princeton Review’s series of college guides (eg The Best 381 Colleges) give every college and university a ‘Profs interesting rating’."

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                  I Can't Believe I'm Saying This,


                      I can't believe I'm saying this, but it looks like Trump is actually making America great again.

                      Just look at the progress made since the election:
                      1. Unprecedented levels of ongoing civic engagement.
                      2. Millions of Americans now know who their state and federal representatives are without having to google.
                      3. Millions of Americans are exercising more. They're holding signs and marching every week.
                      4. Alec Baldwin is great again. Everyone's forgotten he's kind of a jerk.
                      5. The Postal Service is enjoying the influx cash due to stamps purchased by millions of people for letter and postcard campaigns.
                      6. Likewise, the pharmaceutical industry is enjoying record growth in sales of anti-depressants.
                      7. Millions of Americans now know how to call their elected officials and know exactly what to say to be effective.
                      8. Footage of town hall meetings is now entertaining.
                      9. Tens of millions of people are now correctly spelling words like emoluments, narcissist, fascist, misogynist, holocaust and cognitive dissonance.
                      10. Everyone knows more about the rise of Hitler than they did last year.
                      11. Everyone knows more about legislation, branches of power and how checks and balances work.
                      12. Marginalized groups are experiencing a surge in white allies.
                      13. White people in record numbers have just learned that racism is not dead. (See #6)
                      14. White people in record numbers also finally understand that Obamacare IS the Affordable Care Act.
                      15. Stephen Colbert's "Late Night" finally gained the elusive #1 spot in late night talk shows, and Seth Meyers is finding his footing as today's Jon Stewart.
                      16. "Mike Pence" has donated millions of dollars to Planned Parenthood since Nov. 9th.
                      17. Melissa FREAKING McCarthy.
                      18. Travel ban protesters put $24 million into ACLU coffers in just 48 hours, enabling them to hire 200 more attorneys. Lawyers are now heroes.
                      19. As people seek veracity in their news sources, respected news outlets are happily reporting a substantial increase in subscriptions, a boon to a struggling industry vital to our democracy.
                      20. Live streaming court cases and congressional sessions are now as popular as the Kardashians.
                      21. Massive cleanup of facebook friend lists.
                      22. People are reading classic literature again. Sales of George Orwell's "1984" increased by 10,000% after the inauguration. (Yes, that is true. 10,000%. 9th grade Lit teachers all over the country are now rock stars.)
                      23. More than ever before, Americans are aware that education is important. Like, super important.
                      24. Now, more than anytime in history, everyone believes that anyone can be President. Seriously, anyone."
                      - Susan Keller (Copy and paste to share.)

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